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Villes du Pas-de-Calais en région Hauts-de-France

Arras – Avion – Béthune – Boulogne-sur-Mer – Bruay-la-Buissière – Calais – Carvin – Hénin-Beaumont – Lens – Liévin

Le plan cul de Marc avec Josiane la grosse concierge à Hénin-Beaumont

Hénin-Beaumont, ville de chômeurs, de kebabs et de bites qui s’emmerdent. J’étais là pour une formation à la con et je crevais d’envie de me vider les couilles.

Sur annonce-salope.fr, j’ai direct repéré l’annonce :

« Grosse salope 48 ans, concierge à Hénin-Beaumont, grosse truie mariée et cocue. J’ai la chatte et le cul qui démangent. Si t’as une grosse queue et que tu veux défoncer une grosse vache, viens à la loge ce soir. Je suce, j’avale et je prends dans tous les trous. »

La photo était dégueulasse et bandante : une grosse blonde peroxydée, visage vulgaire, seins énormes qui pendaient dans un soutif noir trop petit, ventre gras et cul large comme une armoire.

Je lui ai écrit. Elle m’a répondu en moins de cinq minutes : « Ramène ta grosse bite à 21h à la loge, j’ai la moule qui coule déjà. »

Quand je suis arrivé, Josiane m’attendait sur le pas de la porte. Une vraie mégère : 95 kilos de graisse, cheveux jaunes décolorés, maquillage de pute des années 90, legging noir tendu à mort sur ses grosses cuisses celluliteuses et un débardeur rose qui laissait voir ses énormes mamelles flasques.

— Allez rentre vite, mon gros, que je voie ta queue, a-t-elle dit avec son accent ch’ti bien gras.

Je commence à défoncer la grosse truie

À peine la porte fermée, elle s’est jetée à genoux sur le lino crade de la loge. Elle a sorti ma bite et l’a engloutie comme une affamée en faisant des bruits de gorge dégueulasses.

— Putain qu’elle est bonne ta grosse queue… Mmmh… je vais te vider les couilles moi…

Je lui ai attrapé la tête et je lui ai niqué la gorge profond. Elle bavait partout comme une chienne, ses gros seins débordaient de son débardeur.

Je lui ai baissé son legging d’un coup. Elle avait une grosse chatte poilue, déjà trempée, avec de grosses lèvres qui pendaient. Je l’ai penchée sur la petite table et je l’ai enfilée jusqu’aux couilles d’un seul coup.

— Aaaahhh putainnn ! Défonce-moi la chatte ! hurlait-elle. Plus fort, salaud !

Je la pilonnais comme une brute, mes couilles claquaient contre son gros cul mou. La table tremblait.

Soudain, on a entendu frapper à la porte vitrée.

— Josiane ? C’est Dany ! J’amène du pinard !

Un gros chauve bedonnant est entré sans attendre, une bouteille de pinard à la main. Il nous a vus en train de baiser comme des porcs.

Au lieu d’être surpris, il a rigolé :

— Eh ben bordel ! T’es encore en train de te faire démonter la chatte, grosse salope !

Josiane a éclaté de rire, toujours empalée sur ma queue :

— Entre Dany ! Viens, il me nique bien ce jeune ! Viens me remplir la bouche, j’ai faim !

Ça part en plan à trois bien dégueulasse

Dany a posé sa bouteille, sorti sa grosse bite déjà raide et l’a enfoncée direct dans la bouche de Josiane. Elle se faisait défoncer des deux côtés comme une vraie truie, en grognant et en bavoyant partout.

— Vas-y, nique-la bien ! encourageait Dany. Cette grosse vache adore ça !

Je l’ai retournée sur le dos sur la table, jambes écartées. Pendant que je lui défonçais la chatte, Dany lui fourrait sa bite au fond de la gorge. Josiane bavait, toussait, mais en redemandait.

— Plus fort les gars ! Défoncez-moi comme une pute !

Dany a sorti sa queue de sa bouche et a craché :

— Allez, on lui éclate le cul à cette grosse truie !

On l’a prise en sandwich. Moi dans sa grosse chatte poilue, Dany dans son trou du cul large et déjà bien ouvert. Josiane hurlait de plaisir :

— Aaaahhh ouiii ! Déchirez-moi le fion ! Je suis votre salope ! Remplissez-moi les deux trous !

On la pilonnait comme des malades. Ses gros seins flasques volaient dans tous les sens, elle transpirait, elle puait la chatte et la sueur.

À un moment, Dany a grogné :

— Je vais lui cracher dans la gueule !

Il a sorti sa bite et lui a tout balancé sur la figure et dans la bouche. Josiane avalait en tirant la langue comme une chienne.

Je n’ai pas tenu plus longtemps. Je lui ai enfoncé ma queue jusqu’au fond de la chatte et j’ai tout lâché :

— Tiens, prends ma sauce, grosse pute !

J’ai déchargé de longs jets épais au fond de son ventre pendant qu’elle jouissait comme une truie en hurlant.

Une fois fini, Josiane était étalée sur la table, cul et chatte dégoulinants de sperme, le visage plein de foutre, avec un sourire béat de grosse salope satisfaite.

— Putain les gars… vous m’avez bien défoncée… Revenez quand vous voulez, la loge est toujours ouverte pour les grosses bites.

Dany a repris sa bouteille de pinard, a bu une grosse gorgée et m’a fait un clin d’œil :

— Bienvenue à Hénin-Beaumont, p’tit !

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